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the hey welcome back to another episode

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a bottom shelf i'm your host ben

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are back and is always just gotta

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get down to the basics and drink

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some booze today and

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help me do that i've got my

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eye well today's a little special i've

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got an extra colleague joining us we'll

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get to him in a second but

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as usual let's uh let's introduce this

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rowdy panel of miscreants here lightest take

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it away

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obviously my name is linus on contract

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director for bleecker street publication so looking

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forward to tasting this little gem coming

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up

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just give it away just yet right

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i mean maybe someone didn't actually look

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at the thumbnail

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fred

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i've read matheson about people that are

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for bleecker street publications i'm not as

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enthusiastic yesterday i personally interesting comments about

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this the gentleman that helped me find

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it at the liquor store laughed at

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me

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and joshua

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joshua edgar with bleecker street publications editor

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for personal fence world combat handguns tactical

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knives and get elite

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and i actually got a little bit

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different response from the guy at the

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liquor store help me find it he

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said that people have been coming in

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buying it sandy mixed with pickle juice

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it's great for hangovers of course probably

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the reason and the cause for the

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handing over but hey man if it

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carries it's own problem

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okay i'm i'm i'm like glad you

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didn't share that information with us prior

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or i might have done that just

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for the show and you know that's

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probably nothing anyone wants to see so

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at least one person left and if

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you guys have been paying attention we've

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asked for some recommendations and some suggestions

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on some things we should be drinking

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and well this guy actually is the

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person that's responsible for what we're drinking

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your day so you mind introducing yourself

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a little bit there keith absolutely

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ladies and gentlemen the audience you might

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recognize me from sunday brunch i'm keep

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fincher i'm the host of gone day

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brunch on bleecker street publications and i'm

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become i am be client manager for

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bleecker street publications so i work mostly

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on the backside of all this content

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stuff but i am jumping ship on

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the

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the cast here a little bit and

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joining these guys because as this was

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my idea as this wonderful experience we're

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about to share with each other was

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my idea i said i would do

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it with y'all well it's only right

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it's only right that you join us

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it's your idea if we have to

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suffer you have to suffer too that's

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the way they're going to be suffering

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va

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solved i mean it it's just jepson

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was mo lord everything i read from

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the label is a kind of making

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me a little hesitant about this before

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we get into it what exactly were

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drinking let me explain to you roughly

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the kind of concept of this show

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very loosely we're going to judge this

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thing based on the smell the taste

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the value

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the price of the booze here on

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bottom shelf and we're going to just

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kind of go around and give it

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our final thoughts i have a have

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a feeling after doing a few of

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these episodes that it's really not that

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big of a deal like where we

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score this thing because they've all been

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pretty awful pretty low

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yeah now keith i found it interesting

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most of us out here on the

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west coast as is my esteemed colleague

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fred masterson here right most of us

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we we may come from back there

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but there are things that we are

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not aware of emma lords we are

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drinking today right here this fine beverage

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jetsons malloy was not on our radar

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car so i had to do a

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little research and prepare myself for the

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show and i would like your help

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telling me if some of these fun

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facts i came across on the internet

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absolutely hold up so yeah tell me

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tell me to tell me if this

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sounds familiar jefferson's velour is widely considered

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to be the most infamous spirit in

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chicago a drink that logo

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pals love to force a power out

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of towners such as myself hence the

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name milan face is this true this

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is absolutely one hundred percent and unequivocally

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true it is a prank that chicago

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has pulled on the nation to their

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own delight to their cool goodness subs

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like unadulterated delight

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doing what one of my good friends

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is from chicago and he tried this

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on me but to his disappointment and

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i had already tried my lord

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because i i actually and i was

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in atlanta at the time that i

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first tried my lord and it was

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it was an experience and i would

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do is share this experience with all

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of you this fine day well my

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lords or otherwise known as the champagne

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of pain

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pain i love that

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has a has some pretty unique descriptions

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from those people that have lived to

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tell the tale of drinking it some

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people describe it as being a taste

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of grapefruit rinds soaked in gasoline

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that's just not pleasant at all a

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tire fire earwax and even bug spray

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but my favorite

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the foot deep bug spray by the

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way the absolutely

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the melts plastic bug spray my favorite

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description they'll probably that i found online

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comes from this comedian john hodgman right

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who simply described it as saying it

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tastes like pencil shavings mixed with heartbreak

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yeah he was really selling this

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lake i used to want to bring

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up also in the back of the

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label they write that martin lawrence has

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a flavor of an unusual by by

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conical yeah like a flower that they

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can't even classify the pace has to

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be worried that usually

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botanical taste you can guys you can

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just say it i promise you chicago

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you can just say it's pain

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pain is brilliant marketing i dunno why

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they don't lean into that more

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i think it would be as the

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legend grows they're going my guess is

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they're going to take that turn like

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this is this is absolutely the definition

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of a prank drink it is a

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crank booze it is like it's of

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a frat frat house you know initiate

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booze this should be something that a

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marine corps barracks would do for fun

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i'd like to point out that the

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guy who came up with this one

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somehow found a small bottle while the

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rest of us are off

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what is that

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i having done this before came prepared

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for the exact amount of award that

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i want to consume less than at

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this point i think we're ten minutes

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in and it's clear that we're just

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stalling so

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we should probably crack these think now

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now guys on the christmas episode are

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really smart some of you guys chill

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that ahead of time some of you

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guys said ice did you bring your

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favorite beverage glass is there any way

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to drink this i know linus had

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a couple of tips out of the

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bag man

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it always needs to be done today

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i might chill the polish

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little sipping shot last year with the

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the lord also chilled will you know

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that she'll chilling it does help line

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is pointed this out the other day

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he was just reading about the aroma

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on the back label and the very

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last sentence caught my eye it says

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it's bitter taste is savored by two

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drinkers so i figured why not waiting

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room who needs a glass of water

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what i wonder when they will see

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like the two fisted drinker is that

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one hand you have the more more

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another hand you have a chaser

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like if i could i could do

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an energy drink

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baseball yet chaser chasers do help chasers

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since you are a special guest what

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do you think you've got a toast

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ready for this one

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i do not i forgot i had

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to come up with one because i've

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been dealing with nine

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i think we all raised them in

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the air and say to the champagne

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of pain or something like that i

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think we're i i'm i'm good with

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that stupid should hurt

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champagne and gentlemen and i'm sorry in

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advance

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alright does it smell too bad

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god oh that's the worst we've had

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going it's still good

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stopping it is not writing

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just ride and ride it who's ride

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it out

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geek like or deep backwoods bug spray

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yeah nailed it that was an art

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wow that's weird

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yeah you have had worse yeah

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which is why this was such an

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interesting experience in atlanta not i cannot

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get that taste out of my mouth

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that's weird oh alright guys gotta do

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a taser i get a brush with

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the ovo

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yeah and it's still there and it's

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still there

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yeah that's art you know we usually

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do the second taste just to make

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sure i don't think that's required this

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to even have been formed and accurately

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formed in this case

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gentlemen that is my lawyers what i

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feel like if you guys don't mind

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i'll go first we'll save our guest

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for last here's what i feel like

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i'm gonna describe this one alright

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it's like those little tree air fresheners

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that hang from your used car to

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kind of like you know it's an

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old car none of us here make

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that kind of money we're all driving

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new stuff and it's like it fell

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down into the ashtray and somebody wiped

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it around that cigarette infused ashtray and

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then was like twisting it out on

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a hot summer day and said drink

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like it's like it's a weird there's

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i don't know where they get flavor

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like flowers at all i'm not tasting

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anything but it's buds prayers

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and bud spray yeah it's still like

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right near my mouth yeah it's weird

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it's won't go away

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i don't taste anything popery about it

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i'll tell you that botanical scents come

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it's my second one a long day

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for punishment

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yeah he's

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nice that's an improvement

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i got these i honestly thought this

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is going to be much much worse

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the perfume or something

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yeah it's got a weird taste it's

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got that like rotting grapefruit something a

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little bit drying your tongue out but

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look at goldman it's it's still

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alcohol my record

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is you know

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this kind of reminds me of a

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drink that my dad used to like

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make like if i had a stomach

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ache or headache and someone he would

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serve me three nights trips to venus

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which is have you ever had a

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shot of it

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you'll know it it it it hurts

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the way to kill you and i

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can kind of see you like my

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work being that way of like old

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chicago dad's like oh you fell and

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you hurt yourself have a shy to

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make you feel better you got a

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stomach ache every shot you'll feel better

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every shot you'll feel better

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he didn't have a shot you'll feel

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better

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spend no more then two one is

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enjoying it because of the sentimental flashback

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cause

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it's when it's happening drinking for

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there you can still taste and everytime

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you take a direct line is that

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it comes back joshua you're right it

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kind of coats the mouth

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i remember so i'm a i'm a

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mountain boy i grew up in colorado

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you know and i mountains my whole

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life and the first time i ever

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went to the ocean i was told

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all about salt water i think it's

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like just salty water i dove in

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and it was awful and so i'm

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trying to rub it off with my

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hands i'm like oh it's all over

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my hands now it's in my mouth

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that's just kind of like that

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that like i would go back there

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and drink that to get rid of

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this

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yeah

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what about you fred you got any

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thoughts on this what oh yeah so

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not fit for human consumption i think

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is the number one point the the

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aroma of regret bill your tavern in

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lake michigan with a little bit of

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off bowsprit on it this is horrible

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i've had some roasted from

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my life is abul this stuff is

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just rotten business

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it's funny you say that but but

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one of the other fun facts i

347
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figured i'd save till the end that

348
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i found on the internet was this

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stuff is so that it survived prohibition

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because of it

351
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yeah and i just thought that was

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great like no one wanted to drink

353
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it so bad so they were just

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like just let them at it

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we we

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we don't want to port out because

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we don't want to smell it

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i might burn the sewers down or

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something who knows the fact that this

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is a chicago branch kind of answers

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why i new york hate chicago so

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much

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alright let me just just group this

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world

365
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the thing is only thirty five percent

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alcohol to expect it to be at

367
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least like forty or fifty like the

368
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eggnog we drank was stronger

369
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well it's sixty five percent hate and

370
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loathing is what it is

371
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offset the pain so well said fred

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well said yeah alright kids so you've

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obviously had it before and stuff are

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you or are you still a fan

375
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of it today are you glad that

376
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you took it

377
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the fan of it today is when

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i first had it which is to

379
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say that if you imagined every type

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of fuel that exists from kerosene to

381
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jp eight to gasoline diesel and you

382
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were to put them in a bottle

383
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together and be like i wonder what

384
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this tastes like if you've ever had

385
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that thought in the back of your

386
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head that intrusive thoughts lie

387
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i wonder if i should drink gasoline

388
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instead drink malory

389
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see that it doesn't come off that

390
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strongly mean it doesn't have that like

391
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ever clear kind of like it does

392
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that's one of the interesting things is

393
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this the profile is not harsh it's

394
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just all unpleasant and very flat

395
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fun fun fact there are there are

396
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people who will make you use this

397
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mixes and depending on how you do

398
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it and it actually tastes like the

399
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harshness properly mixed with the right ingredients

400
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can turn into an actual very tasty

401
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drink you just need this as that

402
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harsh component if the

403
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remarks are from joshua really nailed it

404
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it's like the first time you swim

405
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in the nose that's at salt water

406
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when you're a freshwater guy like you're

407
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just not prepared for whatever yeah this

408
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yeah there's yeah this is the charity

409
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to put a battery on your tongue

410
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it's kind of like that like you

411
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don't know

412
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the house vodka you know this is

413
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a this is a flavored vodka isn't

414
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anything like cheap pbe along those lines

415
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this is a very very harsh liquor

416
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something let's do something different today on

417
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the show if you had to pair

418
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this with a food i just want

419
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to go around here starting with linus

420
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and if you had to pair this

421
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with a food or do you eaten

422
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with this what what does it say

423
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about the person who's drinking a bottle

424
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of malory is he eating a peanut

425
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butter sandwich

426
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is this what is your more food

427
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pairing go alright but aren't food pairing

428
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first of all i wouldn't mix it

429
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in a drink with tequila lime juice

430
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and ginger ale and then i'd probably

431
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be eating tacos that's very specific i

432
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liked that so i yeah i think

433
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i think the line will probably cut

434
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into it and then the giraffe

435
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well and etiquette will probably add a

436
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little bit more pleasant tastes to the

437
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limited amount so drop it

438
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yeah and then the tacos you can't

439
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go wrong tacos and he started talking

440
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to speak everything's good with tacos that's

441
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where fred fred what about you i

442
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would mix it with ninety five percent

443
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water personally food pyramid probably the only

444
00:17:26.965 --> 00:17:28.045
thing that would probably help would be

445
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some nice greasy chicken wings fisica to

446
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cover up the additional coding that's going

447
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on there

448
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there that's the only do all that

449
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i see happen

450
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joshua grapefruit peel alright nothing is going

451
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to help us

452
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yeah

453
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just go all in or nothing

454
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i was joshua this i think if

455
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you did this you don't care about

456
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them

457
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yeah the only thing i medicine at

458
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this point is the cardboard box you

459
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know

460
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your your drink you're drinking this to

461
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make sure that your body physically recognizes

462
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how much your mind currently hates yourself

463
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right

464
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and then the other option i'm with

465
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is is with linus and like my

466
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my pick is the same as lyons's

467
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liked tacos

468
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it was a mixed mixed drink tequila

469
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assaulted ram yeah that's one of the

470
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ways you could probably ready for him

471
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come on

472
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yeah this is me and fred anytime

473
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come on out tacos and tequila year

474
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round out here in the sunshine state

475
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bring some more of our lord

476
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yeah

477
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i will keep this on hand just

478
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in case i ever need any information

479
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out of anybody

480
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this is nuts

481
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device i love

482
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i give him a shot of it

483
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but you hide all the rest of

484
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the drinks do you turn off all

485
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the tap water though

486
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i know you're thirsty parliament no no

487
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we don't waterboard anymore we just give

488
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them a lord

489
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the

490
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yeah that that's awful i don't think

491
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there's any reason to go around and

492
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try and rank this up but in

493
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keeping the spirit of things i mean

494
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just so at the end of the

495
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year if there's anybody follow in this

496
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show that wants to look back and

497
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want to know where it stands on

498
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the table against the eggnog what do

499
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you guys think on a scale of

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being

501
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good to bad five to ten

502
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i'm going to see just it's just

503
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as bad as the eggnog you know

504
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aids that it it was bad but

505
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i was expecting actually a lot worse

506
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so i'm a little bit pleasantly surprised

507
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when you were expecting harsher is what

508
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you were expecting yeah

509
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the burn i was expecting that like

510
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really harsh taste and it's it's just

511
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it's just an awful taste that lingers

512
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in the mouth and just

513
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it's like this was a bad decision

514
00:20:02.845 --> 00:20:04.255
you're going to sit while

515
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battery acid with grapefruit lot rides like

516
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the case that's like left my mouth

517
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right now

518
00:20:13.130 --> 00:20:16.370
yeah it's just just as designo you

519
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know and why did we agree to

520
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start doing this show all the things

521
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we do for comedy the things we

522
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do to keep your kids entertained so

523
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if you guys have any suggestions on

524
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what we should be drinking next month

525
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feel free to shoot one of us

526
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an email here

527
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she was all an email we don't

528
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care we we'd like to talk about

529
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what you guys think we should be

530
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drinking key thanks for joining us as

531
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our special guest this time around and

532
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you know if you ever get any

533
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more bad ideas take them somewhere else

534
00:20:44.150 --> 00:20:47.750
yeah

535
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anything else guys

536
00:20:51.620 --> 00:20:52.850
this is what the bottle looks like

537
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if anyone needs to know it's kind

538
00:20:54.710 --> 00:20:56.630
of nice if you if you want

539
00:20:56.630 --> 00:20:58.820
a bottle of this fine beverage milan

540
00:20:58.910 --> 00:21:00.350
does have a search option on their

541
00:21:00.350 --> 00:21:02.180
main website you can go to search

542
00:21:02.180 --> 00:21:04.160
it and pick up a bottle for

543
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all your interrogation and prank deeds like

544
00:21:09.080 --> 00:21:11.270
yeah i will say that that little

545
00:21:12.470 --> 00:21:14.630
the website you shared with us the

546
00:21:14.630 --> 00:21:16.760
directory was was really easy out here

547
00:21:16.760 --> 00:21:18.020
in arizona to find it it was

548
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right by the chicago cubs spring training

549
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facility go figure

550
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it was no problem finding it out

551
00:21:27.560 --> 00:21:29.660
here in arizona and i imagine everywhere

552
00:21:29.660 --> 00:21:31.220
else in the world thanks to that

553
00:21:31.220 --> 00:21:32.840
wonderful directory they want to make sure

554
00:21:32.840 --> 00:21:35.540
that you can well enjoy the same

555
00:21:35.540 --> 00:21:37.100
awful experience that the five of us

556
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just did so thank you guys for

557
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tuning in thank you guys for drinking

558
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some awful booze

559
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me until the next bottom shelf this

560
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adventure pack for skill set magazine

561
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have a good week

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we aren't

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yeah